The Adventure - A short Story by Paul Kerrison (Aged 9)

The Adventure – A short Story By A Nine Year Old Boy


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I recently uncovered an exercise book from when I was nine. It contained a “novel” I started writing, but unfortunately never got past chapter one.  It’s in fairly tatty condition so I thought I’d add it to the Internet for prosperity. I’ve copied it verbatim so it preserves all the original (bad) punctuation and structure.

Milo

New Human Alert


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Introducing Milo Raymond Kerrison (the 1st)Born at 7.31 on Bank Holiday Monday the 21st April via the normal mechanisms. Weighing in at an eye-watering 9 pounds 10!

play the best online shithead card game

Play The Best Online Shithead Game


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Shithead…the game of champions…loved by people all over the World…but where can you play the best online shithead game?

The Amazing Idea Generator


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Stuck for inspiration? Create great ideas at the click of a button with this “must have” tool…

Mark Green and Travis Perkins Build the New Deck


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We’ve had a new garden built with a deck…now we just need some Sun to get the BBQ smoking…

Travis Perkins has a New Website


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We’ve finished building the new Travis Perkins website…

Drinking Monopoly


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A friend and I once made up a drinking version of the classic Monopoly game one bored evening.  It went on to become a Leed Uni smash…well Boddington Hall anyway – I recently found the rules in an old folder….

Share The Cost – A Google Spreadsheet for Splitting Shared Expenses


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A handy spreadsheet for keeping track of costs across a group of people.  It’s ideal for house sharers splitting bills or friends splitting the costs of meals and holidays etc.