Introducing Milo Raymond Kerrison (the 1st)
Born at 7.31 on Bank Holiday Monday the 21st April via the normal mechanisms.
Weighing in at an eye-watering 9 pounds 10!
Mother and baby doing fine.
Father confuddled, bewildered, amazed and terrified in equal measure (as ever) – but expected to make a full recovery in about 18 years
End of transmission
<takes another hit from the gas and air>
EDIT 23/06/2014 – rather than posting lots of baby photos – here’s a compilation to music…